A História do Mamute

A tiny mammoth wanted to fly
He tried and tried but couldn't fly
A little dove, his friend, tried to help
And made him jump from the fifth floor
Hihihihihihi, what happened?

Shit
The mammoth turned into shit
Shit
The mammoth turned into shit

A tiny mammoth wanted to smoke
He tried and tried but couldn't smoke
The dog, his friend, tried to help
And made him smoke five hundred cigarettes
What happened?

Cancer
The mammoth got cancer
Cancer
The mammoth got cancer

A tiny mammoth wanted to drink
He tried and tried but couldn't drink
The bear, his friend, tried to solve
And made him drink six liters of whiskey
What happened?

Cirrhosis
The mammoth got cirrhosis
Cirrhosis
The mammoth got cirrhosis

A tiny mammoth wanted to have sex
He tried and tried but couldn't have sex
The donkey, his friend, tried to help
And made him have sex with a hundred prostitutes
Oh, what happened?

AIDS
The mammoth got AIDS
AIDS
The mammoth got AIDS

A tiny mammoth wanted to do drugs
He tried and tried but couldn't do drugs
The cat, his friend, tried to help
And made him snort fifty lines
Hah, what happened?

Overdose
The mammoth overdosed
Overdose
The mammoth overdosed

And now? What happened?
I think that figure died
I think he bit the dust

He died
The mammoth died
Died
The mammoth screwed up
Died
The mammoth died
Died
The mammoth screwed up

Done!