Y No Hago Mas Na'
El Gran Combo de Puerto Rico
And I Don't Do Anything Else
I wake up in the morning
I take a bath and put on perfume
I have a good breakfast
And I don't do anything else, anything else
Then I read the newspaper
I read even the obituaries
Or I watch soap operas
And I don't do anything else, anything else
At twelve o'clock
I have a good lunch
Of rice with beans
And stewed meat, and I don't do anything else
Then I go to the bench
To take a little nap
And sometimes I sleep for two hours
And sometimes more, and I don't do anything else
I get up around three
And have a good coffee
I smoke a little cigarette with my guitar
And start singing
La la, la la, la la lara la lara
And at lunchtime
My wife prepares for me
A steak with fries
With salad and a thousand other things
I eat it and don't do anything else
Then I go to the balcony
As if I were a great lord
To rock in the armchair
Talking with my wife
La rara la la
Oh, when sleep catches me
I go to bed right away
And sleep until the morning
And I don't do anything else, anything else
(How good it is to live like this, eating and not working)
Hey, I've never bent my back
Don't waste your time, I'm not going to change. No way!
(How good it is to live like this, eating and not working)
Gentlemen, if I'm on strike, yes!
Let my wife support me! Got it?
(How good it is to live like this, eating and not working)
How good, how good, how good
How good it is to live life
Eating, sleeping, and not doing anything else!
Hey buddy, do you know what it's like to be in a rocking chair?
Waiting for the social security checks to arrive
Anyone can do it!
(How good it is to live like this, eating and not working)
Receiving a pension for being crazy
I'm not crazy at all, I'm ready!
(How good it is to live like this, eating and not working)
How good
They bring a plate of tripe
Rice, beans, and stewed meat, to start
(How good it is to live like this, eating and not working)
Who would work? Not me
Find someone else, I've already done what I had to do