Chango Ta Veni

It's like tickling a lion with two boxing gloves
It's hard, I believe, without exaggeration
Someone says it's worse than jumping a hundred thousand needles
In one night and in the dark, with no light in any corner

That ain't hard at all, that ain't hard at all
That ain't hard at all, that ain't hard at all
Hard for a centipede to put on a hundred shoes
Hard for a skinny dog to dream of beefsteak

That ain't hard at all, that ain't hard at all
That ain't hard at all, that ain't hard at all
Hard to tie a knot in a dog's tail
And a stubborn dentist to put teeth on a saw

That ain't hard at all, that ain't hard at all
That ain't hard at all, that ain't hard at all

Putting fertilizer on the sole of the foot
That ain't hard at all
Pulling a tooth from the mouth of the snout
That ain't hard at all
Putting a miniskirt on the apple of the eye
That ain't hard at all
Promoting a red corporal to lieutenant
That ain't hard at all
A tailor sewing with coconut fabric
That ain't hard at all

Giving a one-armed man a sea arm
That ain't hard at all
Making a suit with coconut fabric
That ain't hard at all
Buying shoes for a centipede
That ain't hard at all
Giving a lame man a mavi foot
That ain't hard at all
Putting a hat on a garlic head
That ain't hard at all
Resurrecting a starving dead person
That ain't hard at all