Primer Viaje Para La Luna

First trip to the Moon
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, zero fire
On Christmas Eve
It was the trip to the Moon
I was lucky enough
To soar up to the skies
And I, with great distress
Feared going on the mission

When the guy counting down was about to hit the button
And why aren’t you going?
Why am I not going?
It’s a blast
What’s a blast?
Don’t be scared
I’m telling you no
I don’t want that

Space is for the birds
The Moon isn’t that big
And I can’t catch a buzz
Like at my friend’s place
I can’t enjoy a dance
Like at Pancho’s house
Nor can I be with my girl
Hiding in a corner

So you’re not going?
No, no, I’m not going
Get Batman or Superman
Find someone else, I’m not going
In space, no one’s waiting for me
Find someone else, I’m not going
Not on New Year’s, not on Christmas Eve
Find someone else, I’m not going
Take one of those flying birds
Find someone else, I’m not going
Put a jet on Black Roy
Find someone else, I’m not going
Find someone else, I’m not going
Find someone else, I’m not going

5, 4, 3, 2, 1, zero fire

Oh, get Batman or Superman
Find someone else, I’m not going
Put a jet on Black Roy
Find someone else, I’m not going
I’m not going, not going
Find someone else, I’m not going
Take one of those flying birds
Find someone else, I’m not going
In space, no one’s waiting for me
Find someone else, I’m not going
Not on New Year’s, not on Christmas Eve
Find someone else, I’m not going
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, zero fire

I’m staying here, I’m not going up there.