El Corrido de Harry Potter

Orphan of father and mother
Since he was a kid, he had a heavy burden
Inherited clothes, now he carries ingots
The kid who lived, they call him

Voldemort left his scar marked on him
But he doesn't let himself be knocked down by anything
He keeps dementors as pets
He made boots out of the basilisk

Dragons, mermaids, pains, and giant spiders
He's always activated with all his fleet
He caught his first snitch with his mouth
Made the Dark Lord pay his due
And iron for platform nine and three-quarters, man!

He gets the Philosopher's Stone
To be like Nicolas Flamel
Oh-oh-oh!

He even talks to snakes
He became the master of death
He carries his mom in his eyes, that's how it's always been
Albus' right-hand man

On the Nimbus, fast as an arrow
He has a crew of pure tough and brave folks
Against the Death Eaters, he always fights
Won't open even with an Alohomora
He came back from death to see the dawn with his buddies

He thinks about Sirius and Dobby all the time
A drink for Hedwig who always misses him
And he carries in his heart all those who have gone
Just Wingardium Leviosa, man!
And it's Leviosa, not Leviosá, oh!
Go for it, buddy Hagrid!