Mi Ex

How do I tell you that I don't want to talk to you
That I'm much better off since you've gone
You left me like Alejandro Sanz with a broken heart
So don't give me any excuses and go back where you came from

I don't want to hear from you, gold digger
I wouldn't come back to you even if you were pregnant
If you see me on the street, better not say anything
So my sister doesn't give you a couple of punches

I don't care if you get mad or call me a son of a bitch
But you have to tone down your attitude
My crazy one is going to give you a light

Your cousin who is studying high school
F***s better than you

You trade gold for copper, now don't be surprised
If when you call me, no one answers
You abandoned me, you left with another man
Because you prefer to be the whore of a rich man than the princess of a poor man

Better erase what happened between us
I won't put it back in you, not even with someone else's egg
Your p**** is broken and your a** too
Because you only fall in love with hundred-dollar bills

I'm not going to put up with your nonsense anymore
Now I have 5 girlfriends, tell me, what do you think?
Devil's woman, disappear from my life
You have me fed up, I'm not going to tell you again

Don't tell me stories
I regret to tell you that your time has passed, I'm sorry

Love, I'm not feeling it
Leave me alone and don't waste my time

Don't act like a mega diva, you're just average
You're not even Pamela Anderson
You give your p**** in exchange for some Jordans and an iPhone
In my neighborhood, that's called prostitution

You like to shave and I'm not talking about your head
Your friends say you do it without a condom
You let them f*** you in the a** when you're on your period
You act all serious when you're just a b****

You go to the salon, pretending to make yourself pretty
But you're not hot, even if they give you soup
Get your feet off the table and your chabelita
Give me a little Lupita band

Leave your damn craziness with me
What's thrown away can't be picked up from the trash

My love, do you want to look tough?
Then marry an old man and let him pay for a liposuction

How funny, you think you're hot
Honestly, all you're giving is shame
You can't even cook, you always burn the rice
The only thing you kinda knew how to do well was suck my d***

Brunette, I'll be honest with you
There are no ugly women, just men without money

But unfortunately, I don't love you anymore
And you'll never forget the junkman