Mi Abuela

my grandma, my grandma, my grandma
let me tell you so you can see
not talking about work or school either
although that's fine
and that's not me, I want you to know mine
so you see that it's worse
I went on vacation
at the beginning of summer
and wanted to stay at my brother's house
and he said: kid, you can't stay here
he took me with toy and chivas to my grandma's house
what a pain, poor vacation
what my brother did to me
what kind of pants
right away my grandma came down on me
to clean the patio and paint the kitchen
I told her: grandma, I came to rest
and she said: no, my child, you came to work

really, you're lazy, I don't know why you complain
you iron your shirt and cut your hair
oh grandma, I can fix the shirt
but not cut my hair, I'd rather be dead
I explained that it's trendy
to grow your hair out
and she said what's wrong with you, you look like an old lady
since I didn't cut it, I waited for her to fall asleep
and she left me with a bad haircut
with one of her scissors
how awful, how messed up, what will my buddies say when they see me
another day for lunch
my grandma told me she was going to cook whatever I wanted
so I asked for a good meal
some tacos, a hotdog, what I eat every day
no, no, no, not sir, I don't cook junk
here we eat meat and rice with beans

my grandma, my grandma, my grandma
here we eat meat, here we eat meat
a few days passed, I met her neighbor
who had a daughter who was really cool
now, I said to myself
and I started rapping without my grandma knowing
but she found out
and gave me a lecture, you respect that girl
I told her: grandma, you're meddling
and she slapped me, it still hurts
how awful, you can't, what will my buddies say when they find out
that another night I wanted to go out
and she said no, it's time to sleep
and that's how I spent it, on a Thursday
everyone hanging out and me stuck at nine
more days passed without her bothering me
because she lost her dentures
and even though she scolded me, it seemed like she wanted
everything she said, nothing was understood
so I could rest
but my vacation was ending
and since I couldn't think of anything else to do
I pretended a pain was killing me
to see if I could get hospitalized
and then easily escape from there
but the tables turned on me
because she started giving me medicine
and forced me to stay in bed
until she thought I had recovered

my grandma, my grandma, my grandma
and just like that a problem I had later
seven a week and one every day
but I found the solution to all my problems
and it's that I have to accept
that I am my grandma's grandson
total, after so much protesting
when I got back to my town, I started thinking
that she's not what she seems, she's really good
and everything she does is just for me to learn
but I remembered
all the scolding she gave me
and every time I wanted to party
and had to sit here on the couch
my boss didn't know how I had spent it
she thought I had enjoyed it all
and dared to ask when I was going back there
and I said: girl, in like 30 years!
I don't know if my grandma has a lot of endurance
or I can't stand her because I have no patience

my grandma, my grandma, my grandma,
my grandma, my grandma, my grandma,
my grandma, my grandma, my grandma
my grandma, my grandma......