La Taqueria

This is the story of a guy who gets up and goes for some tacos
Good afternoon, can I have two asada tacos please
You'll say good morning, it's only eight
Oh, excuse me sir waiter
I'm not a waiter, I'm the taco guy
Oh well, can I have two asada please
There's no asada, only buche
Oh well then give me two buche

You can't, there are no tortillas
Well, I'll wash my hands and wait
There's no restroom, only tacos
Oh well, give me three to go
I already told you, there are no tortillas
Well, where can I wash my hands?

I told you, there's no restroom here
Well at least a horchata water, right?
There's no horchata, only Jamaica
Well give me a damn Jamaica water
It's warm, and there's no ice

Well, I'll sit on the chair and wait for the tortillas
It's wet, it got horchata spilled
Well, I'll lean on the wall to wait for the tortillas

It's freshly painted, you can't
Well, I'll sit on the sidewalk then
There are ants, from the cattle
Oh well then give me, give me ten from the cattle
I already told you, there are no tortillas
Didn't you say you had cattle, bastard?

The ants ate it
Well give me whatever to eat
Just so you know, there are no tortillas

Well at least a sandwich, I don't know, anything
We don't sell sandwiches, only buche tacos
Well then give me the tacos without tortilla that you have
It can't be done, we open until nine
What do you mean you open until nine?

Here next door, we open at seven
Oh well, thank you very much for your tacos, for your horchata
You're welcome, come back soon
Fuck your mother, damn waiter!
I told you, I'm not a waiter, I'm the taco guy... And I open at nine