Motel California
El Ostión
Motel California
We went out partying, my friends and I
They wanted to celebrate my bachelor party
I was looking for a serious place to reflect
But my buddy's dude
Took us to that brothel
A waiter came out flirting and told us what to drink
If you want a rum with coke, I can shake the glass for you
Some girls arrived and started dancing
They took off their clothes and did table dances for us
My farewell was at the Motel California
What a great party, what a great party
I won't forget it
That Motel California is quite run-down
But with those girls, you won't even notice
I woke up in the morning with a terrible hangover
Surrounded by girls and the waiter, a backstabber
Who said, 'Here are your little eggs'
I made you a continental breakfast because last night
You were uh! Great
My friends were all hungover trying to wake up
And my buddy crying because he couldn't even sit
I gave the girls' numbers to my friends
And I came to the conclusion that they were machine keys
Filled with silicone and no no no no no no no no no no
I screamed and no no no no no no no no no no