Mal De La Cabeza

It's useless to ask you to stay to sleep
Why insist?
I know you prefer the breath
of a greasy bus driver

Or a shitty old lady
Who rips off your ear
Just to take your seat
It's a fact that still
The tough guy hasn't appeared
Who finds your price and takes you off the track

Better now I smoke a rocket
And like Sony Crockett
I stop you and say
Hands up, dude
Where do you think you were going?
If the law is here

(No, no)

You can't be the nuclear man
If you still don't have a cell phone
Like the one-armed man from Lepanto
I'm not a saint and I know that if I fall
I won't get up

What nonsense to miss your blanket
And your crooked catcher's mask

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I'm not better than Charlie Brown
I have something worse than Down syndrome
I fan one, two, three piñatas
I strike out alone and cheaply

Like the good Stephen Hawking
I know I have my life sorted out
And even though he has wheels, that doesn't help him
At all since he never stops

I'm hard as a board
Hard as a guy who doesn't speak
Hard as a prisoner's dick that's thick

You know you can't stop a train with your bones
It makes you cheese
It's useless to emigrate, it's the same anywhere

It seems easy to rhyme
Words that end in ar
It's harder than Michael Landon
Who after Bonanza came out so bland

As if he were an old pedophile
I hunt you down by Detroit and nail you to the pole
Until enough is said

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Saint Benedict said it
Pray and work
But don't touch your dick

Did you understand, Carlitos?
For your own good
Leave that dick alone

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