Hk

I was walking down the street
without
watching where I was going
always
getting caught at the corners
that’s when
I was wandering
when I got jumped
by some Hare Krishnas
who were all hyped up
They kicked the crap out of me
dressed me in orange
brainwashed me
and sent me to the gutter
I crawled out of the gutter when I woke up
feeling a bit spaced out
only drinking tea
Hare hare
Hare Krishna
A couple of girls walked by
and laughed their asses off
so
I rushed over to Aunt Marisa’s
she’s kind of a witch and knows about the evil eye
she also has a remedy for lice
I got on the bus dressed like that
and the old ladies were whispering and clutching their purses
the driver, a guy
who looked like a tango dancer
glanced at me
and said, "Get lost, loser"
I got off in my aunt’s neighborhood
went into a bar and ordered a morning drink
the bartender yelled at me from behind the counter
"Hey dude, what a hot chick!"
my aunt looked at me confused
"Sorry, kid, but I don’t know anything about that
Go see Tota, the tailor’s wife
she’s got a son
who’s a total mess"
Tota was a huge woman
couldn’t cook
everything was a disaster
while she kicked me out onto the street
she yelled in my ear
"No one can save you now"
They messed with my head
screwed up my life
partying at 18
feeling like a loser
I can’t find
a way
to break the curse
it leaves me an idiot
so much inner peace
Damn Hare Krishnas
they fuck up my life
feeling like a jerk
knowing I’m a loser
A loser,
a loser,
I’m a total loser!