UR Gay

Yes, that's the bad thing
Some hippies have come to the area, they smoke their crap
Things are passed through the nose and arms
And when respectable people like you come
Well it doesn't look like a very beautiful place

Uruguay, gay UR
You better go your way

You are sick and you can't see
That seven and three
Never gives ten
Stools all backwards
and you are wrong
From head to toe

You're going to dance until you burst
You will get intoxicated by taking better
There is nothing wrong
Not good either
Too many curves and you have no brakes

Such is life in a tropical country
Such is life in the tropics
Such is life in a tropical country
Such is life in Uruguay
What do you charge, judge?

Uruguay, gay UR
You better go your way

Prepare your ticket
And have your luggage ready
But don't look at me
That I'm still the same son of a bitch
That I always was