Llego Borracho El Borracho

The drunkard arrives drunk asking for five tequilas
One to wet the lips, another to open the mouth
Another to warm up and the fourth to gather courage
He was going to ask for credit
And the bartender told him
The drinks are over
If you want to have a drink
Let's go to another bar
(The drunkard arrives drunk)

The drunkard leaves drunk with the bartender's arm
Look, look to tell the truth
One didn't have money and the other didn't even shoot in self-defense
And he said: What are you having
Let's see who falls first
Whoever doubles the shots
Will have to pay up

And drunkard and bartender
Kept asking and asking
Mariachis and singers
Were entertaining them
But it felt in the air
Very close to hell

Suddenly the drunkard shouted: Life is worth nothing
And the bartender told him
My life is insured
If you come talking nonsense
I'll answer with bullets

Both pulled out their guns
They exchanged shots
People ran in a panic
Gunshots kept sounding
Suddenly both fell
Making a cross with their arms

And drunkard and bartender
Both were dying
Mariachis and singers
Also ran away
And so ended two lives
Because of a misunderstanding