El Reno Renardo
El Reno Renardo
The Reno Bastard
Hey, how y'all doing, I'm the Reno Bastard
Leader of these lands and what a burden
I like the good life and I like good wine
Stuff myself with prawns, and get close to a good pussy
From the undergrowth comes a boar acting tough
You'll see the laughs when his ass explodes
No one mocks me or I'll give them a good beating
'Cause I'm tough, I'm tough
Skunks and raccoons test my patience
Elks and ocelots, let them carry on with violence!
Rezoning forests to make a few million
All day drunk and surrounded by hotties
I have a woman who's old and deaf
These young does are making her jealous
Bring them to the palace and let them caress my topaz
And let the ocelot come brandishing his dick
I'm the Reno Bastard, Reno Bastard
A vulgar bastard sausage
Reno Bastard, Reno Bastard
Look how my nard shines
I'm the Reno Bastard, Reno Bastard
A gentleman, courteous and gallant
Reno Bastard, Reno Bastard
Look how my nard shines
Otters, opossums, weasels, and badgers
Genets and owls, chamois and mouflons
I couldn't care less about the beaver and the Egyptian vulture
What I love is being on vacation
