Ni Una sola parada

I'm screaming and the guy doesn't even notice
Another gas station has passed
But where are you going? I'm about to defecate
Tell me, jerk, why haven't we stopped
6, 7 hours on the road
And I just want to take a leak
But what's wrong with you! Oh, I'm going to faint
That's what happens after so many calluses
Like a bee with its stinger out
Desperate, a bowel movement is imminent
A cold sweat runs through me
That chills my scrotal bag
Not a single stop
I'm shitting myself on the bus
I want to drop the log at the sawmill
Or I'm going to perish
Not a damn stop
The rat dangerously appears
And all I desire
Is to send a fax to the king
We've passed Zaragoza and Tudela
And I'm eager to free Mandela
I can't take it anymore, I'm going to release the weight
And I don't care how immense it is
I hear a roar in my duodenum
A fart escapes sounding like thunder
Volatile like toluene
It's clear there's no turning back
It can't be, what a mess!
I'm going to drop it on the seat
I don't know if I should sell it or
Donate it to science
Not a single stop
I'm shitting myself on the bus
I want to drop the log at the sawmill
Or I'm going to perish
Don't take it lightly
If you find it funny, I might use your shirt
To wipe my ass
As it's starting to give in