No Hay Huevos
El Reno Renardo
No Balls
It doesn't matter if you're smart or slow
From Sri Lanka or Bilbao
Even if you're a coward and a loser
More than once you've been fooled
Just three words are enough
To question your honor
You say 'I shit on everything'
And you get drunk on courage
No balls - to put your ass up for Rocco Siffredi
No balls - to put your ass up for Rouco Varela
No balls - to eat 6 durums without paying
No balls - to throw a turd in Mecca
Everyone sees you as a very normal guy
With a career and formal
Don't let them call you a chicken or a fool
Just like Marty McFly
Just three words
And a carton of Don Simon
You get excited and now you're
Braver than a truck
No balls - to play Twister with Carmen de Mairena
No balls - to wear the Dumbo suit at the Zarzuela
No balls - to post photos of your girlfriend lifting weights
No balls - to swap her hair gel for Cillit Bang
No balls - to shout 'Long live Spain' in Renteria
No balls - to shout 'Gora ETA' at the Valley of the Fallen
No balls - to drink the toilet brush liquid
No balls - to walk around the Bronx with a hood
No balls - to do a homemade scrotoplasty
No balls - to tattoo Paz Padilla on your plum
No balls - the Camino de Santiago like Moonwalker
No balls - to put your junk in the Nicer Dicer
