Sopleme Usted Primero

I was cruising in my ride, going full speed
Listening to the tape on the stereo, cranked up loud
Letting the wind whip through my hair and I
Was feeling almost, almost like Superman,
Almost like Superman.
The man of steel.
Suddenly, a cute patrol car pulled up next to me
With two guys dressed up, ready to roll.
Telling me to pull over, but I wasn’t in the mood.
They threw the lights on me, I had to stop,
I had to stop.
And that’s when
They pulled out their guns
And put on a big show,
And one of them, a real jerk, said to me,
"Hey kid, blow me, you smell like booze.
I think we’re gonna take you back."
I pulled out my wallet, and by some miracle, it shined,
But one of them said,
"Kid, bend over."
I handed over another five hundred bucks,
And I was left with nothing.
They took off running, of course, saying they’d escort me,
Saying they’d escort me.
I hit the gas and headed home,
But I ran out of gas just when I was about to arrive.
Had to find a fair to get my ride flying,
And all that night, I did nothing... but remember,
I did nothing but remember
That moment when
They pulled out their guns
And put on a big show,
And the biggest jerk of them all said to me,
"Hey kid, blow me,
You smell like booze,
And my partner and I are gonna take you back.
We’re gonna take you back,
All the way back,
All the way back,
You’ll keep going back."