Encuentros Cercanos Del Tercer Sexo

I was walking
Through San Juan de Letrán
Watching the girls passing by
Cakes come and go
A blonde bombshell
Started hitting on me
I winked at her
And she smiled at me
Then I approached her
And we started chatting
She said she wanted us to go party
I felt very gallant
And everything was happiness
Until she told me
My name is Juan

What a disappointment, what frustration it turned out she was gay
What a disappointment, hey what frustration she wasn't a girl, she was a guy

I wanted to feel crazy
I wanted to escape
But she was clingy
And wanted to hug me
She found another Leandro
And also introduced me to him
I took advantage of the moment
And escaped

But what a disappointment, what frustration it turned out he was a guy
What a disappointment, hey what frustration he wasn't a girl, he was gay

A big guy
Had a mustache
A flamboyant guy
Was a gay
Leandro in a dress, in a dress
Leandro in a dress
Only those who have been burned
Know what fire is
Only those who have been drunk
Know what alcohol is
Only those who have been deeply hurt
Can feel what this humiliation is
Only those who have encountered a backdoor
Understand the light of this song

What a disappointment, what frustration it turned out he was gay
What a disappointment, hey what frustration he wasn't a girl, he was a guy