Muchacho chicho

I took a dive from a jet plane
and landed on my feet in Tepito to avoid a robbery
from there I went to the mountains to join the guerrilla
they mistook me for Marcos, Che Guevara, and Villa
Robocop, Terminator, Rocky, Rambo, and Conan
they run errands for me one by one or in a group
and Wonder Woman is getting on my nerves
as she's always stuck on me being her baby
'the girl would be so lucky'
'well kids, if you think all these stories
I'm telling you are not real, I'll tell you that...'
I'm the little boy
from the crappy movie
I eat fire with my fists
and I give you the mop
I'm the golden dream
of all the girls and even a couple of guys
want to give me their backsides
The Lone Ranger, Tarzan, Mandrake, and Zorro
have always been my sidekicks since I was a kid
and all the superheroes are my fans
because their archenemies do to them what the wind does to Juarez
And what did they do to the man, I wonder?
Well, kids, I don't know, but if you think all these stories
I'm telling you are not real, I'll tell you that...
I'm the little boy
from the crappy movie
I eat fire with my fists
and I give you the mop
I'm the golden dream
of all the girls and even a couple of guys
want to give me their backsides
Well, kids, you're not here to know
and I'm not here to tell you but...
I'm the little boy
from the crappy movie
I eat fire with my fists
and I give you the mop
I'm the golden dream
of all the girls and even a couple of guys
want to give me their backsides