Quiero Ser Tu Perro

They told it at the bar
I couldn't stop hallucinating
Then at home, remembering
I had to masturbate!

I could be your dog
I could be your dog
I could be your dog
Why not!

When I smoke in the doorway
I see you both passing by
I would like that collar
To be your dog and nothing more!

I could be your dog
I could be your dog
I could be your dog
Why not!

You and your dog to the hospital
The animal's knot got tangled
Everyone laughs at the bar
I just want to bark!

I could be your dog
I could be your dog
I could be your dog
Why not!