Otro Huevón

They stood me up
Like a flower in a garden
What a jerk
That guy was wearing these blue jeans for the first time

Everyone is playing with me, I don't know what's going on
Maybe they saw my face at Nintendo
I think love and I are not speaking the same language
Because the truth is that I don't understand it

Mommy, are you screwing up again?
Another idiot
Mommy, until when?

I know this thing has to change
I don't know whether to laugh or cry
Fuck my relationship status
But I'm calm
Pass me the tequila

And this has long since changed
I trust my toy more than a man
Fuck my relationship status
But I'm calm
Pass me the tequila

My friend from Madrid says: You are a retard
My friend from Maracucha says: You're a little fox
My friend from Colombia says: 'So what, you idiot?
My friend from Caracas says: Ugh, that guy is a faggot
My friend from PR says: You are a bug sniffer
Hahaha
Oh
My dog doesn't like it, although he has never told me so

I look like an Uber driver
One guy gets off and another gets on
From Guatemala to Guatemala, worse
I'm drunk, but it's for the best

So I don't have to think about what I spent at Sephora
A makeup that you didn't want to see
I'm not crying because you left me alone
But for all that talk I threw away

Mommy, are you screwing up again?
Another idiot
Mommy, until when?

I know this thing has to change
I don't know whether to laugh or cry
Fuck my relationship status
But I'm calm
Pass me tequila

I've been in this shit for a long time
Oh, like my country
This has to change
Fuck my relationship status
But I'm calm
I have ten tequilas
Pass me another one, would you?