Estoy Hecho Tierra

I hope it never rains,
I hope the sea dries up.
I hope the stream, the spring
Would dry up too.

Why? Why?
Why? Tell me why?
Because I am made of earth and if they throw water on me,
You know I turn into mud
Oh! Oh! It's a tough situation
That a drop of water turns me into mud

I hope all the coconut trees would dry up,
So that no one could throw coconut water on me.

I hope the dam and the lagoon would dry up,
And a drop of dew,
I hope I don't see any.