Que Lío Compay Andrés

(Ñico Saquito)

Damn the bitch, Compay Parra's bitch
Yesterday the dog bit me for sending him to hell.
Since the bitch bit me, I took him to court
and Parra let go of the bitch and bit the judge

But what a mess, but what a mess
But what a mess compay Andrés
But what a mess, but what a mess
with Parra's bitch and the judge

At the trial the judge called Parra constantly
and Parra was present, and he did not answer the judge
Since he didn't answer him, he sent him to hell.
and Parra unleashed the bitch and bit the judge

But what a mess, but what a mess
But what a mess compay Andrés
But what a mess, but what a mess
with Parra's bitch and the judge

Oh sir, what yereyé!, because people were laughing
And at that point the judge stops and listen carefully to what he said:
"thirty days for the bitch", and Parra gave him one hundred days
and everyone who laughed there, six months for the baton

But what a mess, but what a mess
But what a mess compay Andrés
But what a mess, but what a mess
with Parra's bitch and the judge

And I who don't have a bitch, today I am the accuser
He told me, listen, sir, if you come back here with the bitch
with that bitch Parra, I'll have him shot
to you, to the dog and to Parra there by the banana plantation

But what a mess, but what a mess
But what a mess compay Andrés
But what a mess, but what a mess
with Parra's bitch and the judge

And now whoever wants to sing, sing this tongue twister
and now whoever wants to sing, sing this tongue twister
If your tongue gets tangled, you will never be able to sing it.