Ó Senhor Guarda (não leve a mal)

WITH MY GIRLFRIEND
I WENT FOR A WALK ONE DAY
AND I STOPPED THE CAR
RIGHT BY THE SEA
WITH THE BEACH AIR
THE DESIRE CAME ASHORE
I WENT CRAZY
AND SHE IN A BIKINI ON DISPLAY

BUT SUDDENLY THE COAST GUARD APPEARED
WHO QUICKLY SAID
WHAT A SHAME IS THIS?

I GOT UP
FROM THE BACK SEAT THEN
I BEGGED FOR EVERYTHING
NOT TO SPOIL MY PARTY

Oh MR. GUARD DON'T TAKE IT WRONG
WHAT YOU'RE SEEING IS NOT JUST SO AND SO
Oh MR. GUARD LOOK CLOSELY
WE ARE ENGAGED
LOOK AT THE RING SHE HAS

Oh MR. GUARD DON'T TAKE IT WRONG
WE EVEN HAVE A WEDDING DATE SET
Oh MR. GUARD LOOK CLOSELY
WE'RE GETTING MARRIED
ON THE TWENTIETH OF NEXT MONTH

AFTER LISTENING TO ME
AND PROVING IT WAS TRUE
MR. GUARD SAID WITH AUTHORITY
BE HAPPY, IT'S ALL GOOD FOR ME
I DID THE SAME WHEN I WAS ENGAGED TOO

AND SO WE SPENT THE WHOLE AFTERNOON, HER AND I
BUT THIS CASE DIDN'T LEAVE OUR MEMORY
WHEN WE GET MARRIED, I TOLD HER JOKINGLY
IT WILL BE SO BEAUTIFUL TO REMEMBER THIS STORY