Cuidado Con Paloma

One, two, three, four

Beware of Paloma
They told me she's made of rubber

She likes
Surgery
She's been under the knife so many times
I didn't recognize her

She told me she now wants
Bo Derek's cheeks
In one day they gave her
Estefanía's nose

She wants to get, David
Lady Di's ears

And now she craves
The lips
Of the woman in red

Beware of Paloma they told me she's made of rubber

She postponed until May
The crow's feet thing
Oh, what a joy of a double chin
You can't notice a thing

Her belly button
Was wrinkled like a fig
And now every day
She brushes it and polishes it

You see, Dr. Pidanguí
What miracles the millions I gave her have done

Beware of Paloma they told me she's made of rubber

Colored contact lenses
Bikini with shoulder pads
Porcelain nails
San Lucas wig!

And I'm afraid
To give her a hug
I think this chick
Will break into pieces

Beware of Paloma they told me she's made of rubber
She's made of rubber

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