Amigo Conductor

To all the drivers
Let my voice be your company
When you're bouncing
Over all the potholes in Spain
And I tell Uncle Cristobal
Not to remember the wine
Because Perico the other day
Killed thirty pigs

Driver, be very careful
The blonde is dangerous
And your mother-in-law and wife are waiting for you
To make you pay for the TV
Driver, be very careful
Your enemy is behind you
Three kids ask you to make way
With a six-cylinder
That they just stole

If a scoundrel crosses your path
Challenging the danger
Throw pliers at him
And break his gums
And if the day is long
Never run away
Because you'll arrive home
With all the pistons blown

Caution, driver friend
There's a rookie coming
He ran over a donkey and three cats
And he's got them hooked on the hood
Driver, be very careful
The ones from Saturday are coming this way
Remember your kids
And buy them some locks
When passing through Alcalá

My parody
My driver friend
I dedicate my parody to you
If we crash
We'll meet in glory
All wrapped in cotton