Cartagenera

Coming from Gibraltar
Through the streets of Estepona
I saw you, Cartagenera
Walking like a monkey
And they envy your mule-like feet
When I kissed you on the corner
You kicked me
And left me squatting

Cartagenera, your mouth
Like Moorish figs
Cartagenera, your eyes
Rot in two weeks
Chestnut Cartagenera
As lonely as one
Let's see if you leave forever
And make it to Bermuda

Cartagenera, your lips
Like a ripe tomato
Cartagenera, your eyes
Are smaller than a coin
Cartagenera, your face
As delicate as wire
If you married me
I'd starve you

I jumped into the water to swim
At the beach in Marbella
And I got a bite
Thought it was a sea bass
And when I went down
My guts burst
Because I saw your mother, baby
Laughing her head off

Cartagenera, your mother
Loves me more than your father
Cartagenera, your mother
Wants to pickle me
Cartagenera dyed
In black, chestnut, and blonde
You seem from another planet
With that stubborn face

Cartagenera, your teeth
Are long-lasting
You kiss my hands
And do my nails
Explosive Cartagenera
Trampled like a grape
And kicked out of Marbella
Full of matadors
Cartagenera, hooked
Like a mule