Mujeres Feas

There are regular women
And there are unfortunate women
There are women with bad tempers
And there are those with a lot of dough
There are women like balloons
There are women like flutes
There are tiny women
And there are women like giraffes
But ugly, ugly, ugly
But ugly and eager
There is no ugly woman
For the glory of my sister
If anyone contradicts me
And allows me to bet
Bring me an ugly woman
Because no matter how ugly she is
I will see something beautiful in her

There are women with noses
To wear seven glasses
And there are those with a pinch
For a nose on their face
There are women with a mouth
That is a mailbox for letters
And there are those with a little mouth
Just like cats
But ugly, ugly, ugly
But ugly and eager
There is no ugly woman
For the glory of my sister
If anyone contradicts me
And allows me to bet
Bring me an ugly woman
Because no matter how ugly she is
I will see something beautiful in her

And there are women with short legs
And there are women with long legs
There are women with short legs
And there are women with bow legs
There are bald and big-eared women
Cross-eyed, one-eyed, and hunchbacked
There are women with mustaches
And there are those with full beards
But ugly, ugly, ugly
But ugly and eager
There is no ugly woman
For the glory of my sister
If anyone contradicts me
And allows me to bet
Bring me an ugly woman
Because no matter how ugly she is
I will see something beautiful in her