My Fault

I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
But now you sit in the corner crying
And now it's my fault, my fault.

I went to a party with friends
And met a new girl with half her head shaved
A nurse who came for a hookup
Tied up and abused on the first date
Susan, a former heroin addict
Who loves booze and indie music
Told me she was going back to heroin
I said, 'Wait, try this hallucinogen
It's better than heroin or booze
Come on, let's go in here'
'Who's in the den?'
'It's me and Kelly!'
'My bad, let's try another room'
'I don't trust you!'
'Shut up, chew up this mushroom
This'll help you get in touch with your roots
We'll run in the woods barefoot and naked
Oh hell, I might as well try them, this party is so boring
'I didn't mean for you to eat the whole bag!'
'Huh?!'

Chorus: 1st repeat Em says 'I'm sorry!' at the end
2nd repeat same as original Chorus

'Yo Sue!'
'Get away from me, I don't know you'
'I need to go puke!'
I wasn't trying to make this a big deal
I just wanted you to appreciate nature
Susan, stop crying, I don't hate you
The world's not against you, I'm sorry your father hurt you
So what if you had inappropriate experiences
That's no reason to freak out
'Help me, I think I'm having a seizure!'
'I'm high too, quit grabbing my t-shirt'
'Would you calm down, you're scaring me'
'I'm twenty-six, not married, can't cook
I'm over here, you're talking to a plant'
We need to get to a hospital before it's too late
Cause I've never seen anyone eat as many shrooms as you did

Chorus: 1st repeat Em says 'Whoops!' after first line
and 'It was an accident!' at the end
2nd repeat same as original Chorus

Susan, where are you going? Be careful
'Leave me alone, I'm tired of this'
I'm not your dad, stop trying to hurt yourself
Put down the scissors, don't be dumb
I'll be back, just relax
I need to find Dave, he gave me these
'John, where's Dave?'
'He's in the bathroom, taking a dump!'
'Dave, we need an ambulance
There's a girl upstairs talking to plants
Cutting her hair, only two days left
How long do these things last?'
'It depends on how many you had'
'I took three, she had the rest
Now she's crying, drinking Lysol'
'She's gonna die'
'I know, and it's my fault!'
'My god!'

Chorus: 1st repeat Em says 'I'm sorry!' after second line
and 'What do I do?' at the end
2nd repeat same as original Chorus

My God, I'm so sorry!
I'm so sorry! Susan, please wake up!
Please! Please wake up! What are you doing?
You're not dead! You're NOT dead!
I know you're not dead! Oh my God!
Susan, wake up! Oh God...