Chucho Valdés

I've already lost all hope
That one day I'll get it up
In the heat of a woman

And my attempts with men
Never really worked out
What can I do?

The huge energy
That my balls hold
I can't contain anymore

But the mental spark
Essential for sex
I haven't figured out yet

Though it seems at last I might succeed
And my blood will finally flow
'Cause I'm falling in love
And I'm gonna confess

I like the dog
I like my pitbull
Sooner or later he'll be mine
Even if it's from behind
I like the dog
I like my pitbull
This afternoon he's gonna be mine
Or he won't get dinner

When I finally let the dog in
On my little plan
He didn't want to play along

In a defensive stance
He growled fiercely, showing me
Every last tooth

I decided to change my approach
And, wielding a big steak
I got ready to negotiate

But the dog, who's no fool
Leaped at me with energy
And went for my throat

And so we rolled together on the carpet
In a raw and passionate embrace
Now I'm missing seven fingers
But I know what love is

I like the dog
I like my pitbull
This afternoon he was mine
Finally got to score
I like the dog
Now this is glamour
No matter how much the doctor calls it
Bipolar disorder