Why so Serious? | Coringa (Batman: O Cavaleiro das Trevas)
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Why so Serious? | Joker (Batman: The Dark Knight)
In the city of Gotham
In the underworld of crime there is a name that spreads
That his madness is unmatched by anyone
Wears strange clothes and a painted face
What I command, do it!
During a bank robbery I see accomplices killing each other
What do I believe? While everything I gain
What doesn't kill us
Only makes us stranger!
With green hair, wearing a purple suit
They say I'm a bad joke
And I thought my jokes were bad
A magic trick you want to see?
Seriously, believe me!
I'll make this pencil disappear!
Ha! Boom!
Listen to what I'm going to say
Dent is just the beginning
I know why they meet during the day, it's no secret
Of Batman, all of you are afraid
If you're good at something
Never do it for free!
If you give me a gun, good
Let's kill Batman! Hahahaha!
Let's go
You don't want to kill each other, kill me
I think you better not make it difficult
Or your brains will have to explode!
A bounty on my head
Found me dead? Hahahahahaha!
But they found me alive, and now I say
How much are you going to pay?
Oh, you want to know how I got these scars?
Alright, I'll tell you a happy story
My father drank and did drugs
One day he came home
Much crazier than usual
And my mother pulled out a knife
While he laughed, I watched her kill him
No, no, no, I didn't get sad, seriously!
My father looked at me and said
Put a smile on your face!
And now the smile doesn't stop!
Batman brought the madness
He has to show up!
How many people will die before you surrender?
Hahahahahaha!
It's all a joke!
What's wrong? Are you afraid?
Are the scars on the face?
I want to see chaos spread
Terrified Gotham!
Still haven't figured it out?
Just look at the card!
It's the Joker! (Haha)
Batman, I don't want to kill you! (Haha!)
No! Why?
Why would I stop? (Why?!)
Is it fun?
Put a smile on your face!
Why so serious?
They can detect the DNA on the card
They won't be saved
The Judge, the Commissioner, and the Prosecutor: My targets!
Coming suddenly, we'll just have fun!
Where is Harvey Dent? I just want to find out
Girl, you remind me
Who made me do this to myself
I didn't make her smile, but yes, let me
How ironic, now I'm always smiling
Drop the gun!
Sure, just take off the mask
No? Wrong answer!
Saved her, but can you do it again?
Some men just want to watch the world burn
The Mayor will die
Prepare, aim: Fire!
I killed Gordon accidentally
Until it served my game
Spreading chaos, the city only fears
Putting the population against those who defend them
Come on, Batman, face me head-on!
Hit me, run me over, just try!
Hahahahahaha!
So you were alive?
Congratulations, Commissioner
But I can't guarantee that Harvey Dent
Got home safe and sound
Feel guilty, don't you?
I think you better check the time
Because depending on the time
Your knight may be in one place
Or in several!
Batman! Hahahaha!
I don't want to kill you
Just like everyone else, you'll break your rule
Has terror taken over? It's one life or another
Your little friend or the fiancée? Who will you save?
Ha! Boom!
What a pity that who's gone is your little friend
I'm not in prison anymore, who would've thought
Now this city is mine!
A world without Batman would be so boring
But why am I the only one who will have fun?
If you don't kill Coleman Reese
In an hour, a hospital will explode
Two-Face, there's no hard feelings between us
It wasn't personal
So why don't you become like me?
And become an agent of chaos?
All your little plans, slowly
For me, who doesn't even plan, go to the grave!
Want to kill me?
Heads or tails, that's how you talk!
Ha! Boom!
See your hospital explode!
Boom!
Gotham City will crumble!
Boom!
While all the light fades (Hahaha!)
Fear swallows the night!
Boom!
See your hospital explode!
Boom!
Gotham City will crumble!
Boom!
While all the light fades (Hahaha!)
Fear swallows the night!
Stop, stop fighting
I have something to prove
You won't kill me for your moralism
I won't either because it's fun
I feel like we'll be in this forever
I didn't lose
Harvey was my hidden ace
Even you know that
Madness is like gravity
Just needs a little push!
Hahahahahaha!
It's all a joke!
What's wrong? Are you afraid?
Are the scars on the face?
I want to see chaos spread
Terrified Gotham!
Still haven't figured it out?
Just look at the card!
It's the Joker! (Haha)
Batman, I don't want to kill you! (Haha!)
No! Why?
Why would I stop? (Why?!)
Is it fun?
Put a smile on your face!
Why so serious?