Fichajes 23/24 Parodia
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Transfers 23/24 Parody
I went from being excited, my euphoria
Just seeing Leo come back
Not only did he not show up
He took Alba and Busquets with him
The sheikhs said this transfer window
Is gonna be lit
They offered 100
A year to N'Golo Kante
Once again he laughed
I kinda saw it coming
Stay in Paris
With Asensio who’s calling you out
His blood sugar shot up
He didn’t see that coming
He pulled out his phone
And started making calls
And once again he laughed
I kinda saw it coming
Stay in Paris
With Asensio who’s calling you out
His blood sugar shot up
He didn’t see that coming
He pulled out his phone
And started making calls
Let’s see if finally
I can see Kane with a trophy
Guardiola said
I want to bring in more signings
Cavani said
Goodbye and walked away
Chelsea keeps signing players
Who do a bicycle kick
And just like that, they offer 100
And Lukaku, the fans didn’t want him back
Xavi wrote to Dembélé
Saying he was unfaithful
Why did I even care for you?
He wanted it
Gave the green light
For Kimmich to come this summer
Mmm, I don’t know
Now it’s in doubt
He greets me in Spanish
Because let’s see now you
If with Gundogan and Roque
You can see that light again
Cholo brought in the bad guy from Shrek
With just a lollipop
He’s feeling sentimental
Sent a friend request
Once again he laughed
I kinda saw it coming
Stay in Paris
With Asensio who’s calling you out
His blood sugar shot up
He didn’t see that coming
He pulled out his phone
And started making calls
