Demasiao Perro Pa Trabajá, Demasiao Carvo Par Rocanró

Back in them years, you were the hairiest of all, how many
Times did you run from your old man whenever he wanted to take you
To the barber shop to cut that wool you had, and you
Would run...
With that hair you had, you were only missing to be a
Rock 'n' Roll star, he knows how to play the drums, but that didn't
Matter to the chicks, 'cause all they wanted was to touch
That wool you had, and now you are...

Too much dog to work, too drunk for rock 'n' roll