El Flojo

I HAD BEEN LYING ON MY SOFA FOR 2 WEEKS AND I SAW THAT ON THE WALL
THERE WAS
A FOLDED PHOTO. I GET UP,
BUT I DON'T GET UP, IT'S JUST
THAT I'M VERY TIRED, LOOK IF
I GET UP AND END UP WRECKED
AND DESTROYED.
LEAVE IT, LEAVE IT MIGUE, LEAVE IT,
LEAVE IT, DON'T GO (A) MOVE,
LEAVE IT, LEAVE IT MIGUE LEAVE IT,
LEAVE IT, DON'T BREAK, JOE.
I CONTINUED LYING ON MY SOFA AND SAW
ON THE FURNITURE A PLANT THAT I HADN'T WATERED FOR 2 MONTHS AND IT WAS POORLY DRY, I GET UP, BUT
NOW I DON'T GET UP, IT'S JUST
THAT I'M VERY TIRED, LOOK IF I
GET UP AND END UP WRECKED
AND DESTROYED.
I CONTINUED LYING ON
MY SOFA AND I FELT LIKE EATING, BUT WHO GETS UP TO
GO TO THE KITCHEN, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GET A WOMAN, I'LL HAVE TO
SHOWER ONE DAY,
I STARTED TO THINK, BUT IT'S JUST
THAT I'M VERY COMFORTABLE LYING ON MY SOFA