Sexo, Furbo y Rocanró

I have 2 kids that I named Maradona and Ronardinho
And every time they play a trick on me
I don't hit them, I show them a card
I got tired of penalties with a girlfriend who had a good front
Who got pregnant because we didn't know how to set up the defense
There are 3 things in life that are not health,
Money, or love... sex, soccer, and r'n'r.

There are no corners in my house, only horns
And what I like least about soccer
Is when players run down the field

Every time I go to a game, I bring the flag, the scarf
For the kids, the traffic, the sandwich, and in case the referee is
Bad, I fill my pockets with stones