La triste historia del hombre mas triste del mundo

I am the saddest man in the world
today there is no soccer match

On Mondays there is soccer,
on Tuesdays there is soccer,
on Wednesdays there is soccer,
on Thursdays there is soccer,
tomorrow Saturday there is soccer
and on Sunday there is soccer too
let's see why the hell, on Fridays there is no soccer.

We are the saddest man in the world,
today there is no soccer match.