Las avispas
Mojinos Escozios
The Wasps
That summer, like a dumbass, catching wasps and putting them in a jar.
I was in Ibiza for a week where I met a hippie chick who was German.
She wanted to take me to the beach, but I’d rather take her to bed.
And at the beach, a wasp got into my swimsuit, stung my junk, and it swelled up like a sausage.
Chorus:
That summer, like a dumbass, catching wasps and putting them in a jar, that summer, like a dumbass, catching wasps and putting them in a jar, that summer, like a dumbass, catching wasps and putting them in a jar.
Every morning, I’d head to the beach to see if I could get a little tan.
And I always laid my towel right next to the wasp nest,
And at the beach, a wasp got into my swimsuit, stung my junk, and it swelled up like a sausage.
Uahhh!
Uahhhh!
Uahhhhhh!
Uahhhhhhhhh!
Uahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
That summer, like a dumbass, catching wasps and putting them in a jar.