Qué Güeno Que Estoy

How good I am (how good it is)
I don't have astrosi, I don't have rheumatism
I don't have cholesterol, I don't have hunger pangs
I don't have dandruff, nor do I have kidney stones
That's why wherever I go
Everyone tells me
How good I am (how good it is)

I don't have allergies, I don't have gas
I don't have measles, I don't have worms
I don't have varicose veins, nor do I have high blood pressure
That's why wherever I go
Everyone tells me
How good I am (how good it is)

I'm not short-sighted, I don't have corns
And I have never been constipated
I have no heartburn, I have no cavities
I don't even have a sore throat
That's why wherever I go
Everyone tells me (how good it is)
How good I am