Qué Güeno Que Estoy

I don't have arthritis, I don't have rheumatism,
I don't have cholesterol, I don't have sugar,
I don't have dandruff, I don't have kidney stones
That's why wherever I go,
Everyone tells me
How good I am (how good you are)

I don't have allergies, I don't have gas,
I don't have measles, I don't have worms,
I don't have varicose veins, I don't have high blood pressure
That's why wherever I go,
Everyone tells me
How good I am (how good you are)

I'm not nearsighted, I don't have calluses,
And I've never been constipated
I don't have heartburn, I don't have cavities,
And I don't have an itchy nose
That's why wherever I go,
Everyone tells me (how good you are)
How good I am