La Liebre

If a hare is bigger than a rabbit
Your woman has a hare

I still remember the first time
I got into bed with your woman
She took off her panties and when I saw that big thing
I felt like running away
And that's why the whole neighborhood says
That if a hare is bigger than a rabbit
Your woman has a hare

Your woman is a real handful
Because your woman is only five feet tall
It's hard to believe that something so big and so thick
Can fit between her legs
And that's why the whole neighborhood says
That if a hare is bigger than a rabbit
Your woman has a hare

Your woman has a problem that's over the top
She sits on the bidet and it spills out the sides
And she has so much hair below her belly
It looks like she’s got a black cat lying down
And that's why the whole neighborhood says
That if a hare is bigger than a rabbit
Your woman has a hare