Federico

Mr. Doctor,
my wife says she doesn't pronounce very well
the word Federico and the doctor said let's see
how well you pronounce the word Federico

I swallowed saliva, concentrated and told the doctor,
one, two, three: Federico
and the doctor said
no problem, no need for surgery
you pronounce it very well indeed
the word Federico

I got home and told my wife
the doctor said I say very well
the word Federico
and to celebrate I went to get a nice cold beer
from inside the Federico
but the beer wasn't so cold
because the Federico didn't cool it completely
and then my wife took the opportunity
to tell me I had to buy another Federico

what did the wind take away:
the wind took away Federico
our favorite food is:
two Federicos with fries
if you take away three from four Federicos,
we have one Federico left
and our favorite band is