Las sevillanas de mi niña
Mojinos Escozios
The Sevillanas of my girl
first:
and the girl's boyfriend smells like cod,
surely he told him to leave,
and the silly girl left,
surely he told her he rides in that worn-out car,
surely the seat springs,
have burst
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and whoever gets my girl pregnant,
has to have money, bills and thousand bills,
and instead of getting her pregnant,
let her be in rhythm
second:
when you come with your hands full of grease from the workshop,
don't grab my girl's ass anymore
because I don't earn enough for detergent
nor for bleach, with those fingers you have,
that are not fingers, they are sausages
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third:
if I catch the girl's boyfriend,
I'll kill him, I'll really kill him,
because he dirties my carpets with mud from his shoes
and the neighbors told me
he puts strange things in the tobacco,
and he takes out the bugs and sticks them under the table,
with those hairs he has,
he's going to get fired
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fourth:
and my girl's boyfriend, you have to see,
what a good lad, what a handsome boy,
what a good lad, what a polite boy
and how pleasant, my girl's boyfriend is
but I feel like his mother,
and I don't care if he calls me an old hag
or a piece of crap,
but he got a tattoo that says
"mother-in-law's love"
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