He Dejao de Fuma

I've quit smoking and I've done well
I know it
But I'm desperate
I've bitten all the nails on my hands
And on my feet
I've even bitten the nails
Of the one next to me
You might think I'm exaggerating
But I smoke a pack
While I'm having breakfast
And I go through two lighters every day
Although I have to smoke

The cigarettes in hiding
I have to smoke the cigarettes in hiding
Because I have two sisters
Who are real nitpickers
That's why when I smoke
I inhale all the smoke
But I don't exhale it
Two by two, three by three
You can't imagine how many cigarettes
I smoke more than fifteen cartons a month
And that's not counting the cigars

Stop talking now
Please, be quiet
It's only been ten minutes
Since you quit smoking
Stop talking now
Please, be quiet
It's only been ten minutes
Since you quit smoking