Sesi

If my mom's name is Loli
And if my dad's name is Emilio
Why the hell did they name me Cecilio?
That's why everyone calls me Sesi
And even though I have the same body as the dawn in the Coca Cola ad
I drink Pepsi
I work every night at the roadside club
I work as a stripper, I'm the king of bachelorette parties
I slowly take off my clothes, ending up naked and the chicks melt for me
They faint, they go crazy
And since I was little, I did a little act
That consists of swallowing eight dick-shaped donuts
And now that I'm older, just like the oxen
I do the same act but swallowing eight kings' cakes

Sesi
I take off my jacket and the chicks go crazy for me
Sesi
I take off my tie and the chicks spread their legs
Sesi
I slowly unbutton my shirt and they whistle for me to do it faster
Sesi
I take off my pants and the old ladies make shapes with their ears

And since I was little, I did a little act
That consists of swallowing eight dick-shaped donuts
And now that I'm older, just like the oxen
I do the same act but swallowing eight kings' cakes