Viva El Alcohol

There's a legend, or so they say
About a ghost that showed up one day
In a city just like ours today
And according to the tales
He was singing this song along the way

He was in a major key
He was downing drinks with glee

Long live, long live, long live alcohol

When he reached the heart of this town
They say they saw him come around
He wanted to slip into a small
Bar, but as he walked in, he was
Stumbling all around

Long live, long live, long live alcohol

And here ends the legend of a
Ghost who downed more than three
Bottles a day of this damn
Fucking alcohol

Long live, long live, long live alcohol.