Mi Mecanico Jose

David, David, I painted the car pink!
What's wrong with you, are you crazy!
No, ever since I met that mechanic...
I changed!

And what's wrong with you, I don't know
But what's wrong with you, I don't know
You're falling in love with a woman who isn't
She has chest hair, I know

She has chest hair, I know
You're falling in love with your mechanic Jose
Love is blind, I know
Love is blind, I know

You like the monkey wrench
That black Jose shows you
Have Jose check the oil level
Oh, have Jose check the oil level

The jumpsuit looks good on him
My mechanic Jose
But what's wrong with you, I don't know
Oh, what's wrong with you, I don't know

You're falling in love with a woman who isn't
Who changes your spark plug, Jose
Who charges your battery, Jose
Who throws you in the pit, Jose

Who cheats on his wife, I don't know
You would like it to be with you
Put me in reverse, Jose
Adjust my end, Jose

Switch me from gasoline to natural gas
Oh, I'm so in love with my mechanic Jose
Take off the jumpsuit, Jose
And I'll shout 'trick' in four, I know

Show me the tool, here it is
I eat it with pepper, no way!
Oh, I'm so in love with my mechanic Jose