No Te Metas a Mi Facebook

Pedro Villa and Josefina are ready to flirt
But Laura, the neighbor, has seen them desert
Juan Roar resigns and makes it public
Leonora, his wife, will soon delete him

Amanda and Miranda just tracked down
Lina, their friend who stopped talking to them
They probe, they snoop, there's nothing to investigate
It's easy, very easy, just hit poke

Don't get into my Facebook
Don't get in, please
Every time I have an inbox
It makes me want to close it
Don't get into my Facebook
Don't get in, please
When you write melodramas
Don't do it on my wall

Out of 620 friends, you interact with 10
90 strangers plus 60 friend requests
They search for you, dig for you, they'll see you soon
All together, all of them, bet on the network

200 events, that you must attend
You accept everyone even if you don't want to go
Your life is hard, you have to decide
Apply the rule, put maybe to all

Don't get into my Facebook
Don't get in, please
Every time I have an inbox
It makes me want to close it
Don't get into my Facebook
Don't get in, please
When you write melodramas
Don't do it on my wall

Don't do it on my wall (repeat)
It makes me want to close it

Don't tell me you don't have to go to the bathroom
When I look at you, you're always on Facebook
And then I sigh, you're going to stay a while
And much more

Don't tell me you have another birthday
That a year ago you wouldn't have even known about
Is it now trendy to celebrate with strangers
And toast just to toast

Don't get into my Facebook
Don't get in, please
Every time I have an inbox
It makes me want to close it
Don't get into my Facebook
Don't get in, please
When you write melodramas
Don't do it on my wall