Pluto

That dog ain't tough
Not tough at all
That little dog
Is more like a bitch
That dog ain't tough
Not tough at all
That little dog
Is more like a bitch
That dog ain't tough
Not tough at all
That little dog
Is more like a bitch
Pluto
Is Walt Disney's dog
He's very weird and not a rumor
He doesn't lift his leg
He pees like a female dog
He likes crazy parties
That dog is a party animal
He only gossips with Daisy
He pees all over my house

I love him so much
The gay dog
Oh, don't call him that
He wants to cry, wants to cry
I love him so much
The gay dog
Oh, don't call him that
He wants to cry, wants to cry

Triby just cuddles him
And Firuli makes fun of him
Rich McDuck spoils him
And wags his tail
Pluto, Pluto
He gives his bones to Superdog
And blows kisses to Scooby Doo
He loves carnival so much
That dog is a backstabber
Pluto, Pluto

I love him so much
The gay dog
Oh, don't call him that
He wants to cry, wants to cry
I love him so much
The gay dog
Oh, don't call him that
He wants to cry, wants to cry