Historia de La Chava Que No Usaba Brasiere (por El Lonje Moco)

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What's up???
I'm the long snot
And I'm gonna tell you a story that was terrible, it was terrible

A story about a girl getting ready for her boyfriend
She didn't wear a bra
So they hung, they hung

-They hung what??

They hung bras in her closet
She only wore a robe while getting ready
She was in her bedroom
And suddenly she got really cold in there
Right there in her bedroom
Well, she got cold down there too
And it's because she didn't put on, didn't put on

-Underwear, she didn't put on underwear

No!!!
She didn't lock the windows
And then the cold air came in, came in

-The cold air came in

No!!!!!!!!
She downed a couple of shots to warm up
Total, her boyfriend shows up
And when he saw her in just the robe
He wanted to seduce her
She was into it
But she felt shy because she was on, she was on

-Her period, she was on her period

No!!!!!!!!
Her parents were in the next room
And when they did it, they kept banging, banging

-Screaming, banging and screaming

No!!!!!!!!
Her parents kept banging their ears on the wall to hear them

So, they decided to dance in the bedroom instead
Then she pulled out the CD of "Dance Rhythm 3"
The music was amazing
And they had a blast, and they had a blast

-So much fun, they had a blast

No!!!!!!!!!
They passed it to the parents so they could dance too
And they had a blast, they had a blast

-Dancing, they had a blast dancing

No!!!!!!!
They passed it through the hoop of triumph
Because they wanted to sleep
It was terrible, it was terrible

Well, the story was terrible
Because the music was amazing
It sounded something like this
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