Бедный гопник
Evil Dwarfes
Poor Gopnik
He stepped out of the house, all trendy to the ass
He stepped out of the house, snotty gopnik
Approached the dude, thought he was the one
And said: hey, bro, got a cell phone?
But this gopnik had no luck, terribly
Because the dude turned out to be a punk - awful
The punk got angry, no salvation for the gopnik
Took a knuckle duster out of his pocket
The fist penetrated the gopnik's cheeky face
He howled from pain, buried himself in the asphalt, and
Maybe he could have been lucky somehow
But the punks came to help him out of spite
The punkers arrived in a car
And forcefully put the gopnik in it
And, damn, drove him somewhere unknown
Through forests, fields, and meadows
And in the middle of a deserted place in the field
The punks stopped the car
Threw the gopnik out with kicks
And then damn got out themselves
No people or houses around, just a field
And it got scarier for the gopnik, and then
The punks gave him a shovel
And said: dig your own grave, scumbag!
And so the gopnik digs his own grave
Shaking with fear and shedding tears
He begs himself to be spared
But then quickly gets a punch in the face
No strength left at all, all sweaty and bloody
He dug himself a pretty good grave
And then the punk pulls out a gun with a smile
And aims it at the gopnik
The whole line rang out, the gopnik squealed, and
As if his balls were ripped off
Bullets flew over the head of the gopnik idiot
Out of fear, he suddenly dove into the grave
The punk said well, do you want more bullets?
Cross us again - we'll fucking kill you
But for now - live, damn it!
After punching him in the face, the punks left, damn
And the gopnik, all shit scared and beaten
Tired, bloody, and with a broken face
Dragged himself back to the city from this distance
50 kilometers to the realm of darkness
He stepped out of the house, all trendy to the ass
He stepped out of the house, snotty gopnik
Approached the dude, all cocky
How this will end, he didn't know back then
Now the rumor has spread around the city
That this gopnik never made it home