Halb & Halb
Excrementory Grindfuckers
Half & Half
"Good day, Mr. Meatman
I’d like 250 grams
A half pound, please, exact.
And all neatly packaged."
"Would you like a little more?"
Half and half
Half beef, half pork
Half and half
Half human, half beast.
Half and half
Nice and small, nice and small.
At the hardware store, there are heavy machines
I’m buying solid gear
So I can learn at home soon
What the butcher knows as his trade.
I practice a bit on Tom Cat
And I keep making him smaller
Half and half, homemade,
Finer than from the butcher.
Here it sprays
Blood, blood, Buttgereit, blood
Roasted, raw, or flambéed
Fiery hot, sweet and sour served.
Young, old, big, small
Half and half, that’s how it’s gotta be.
